I'm up at midnight on a Friday night and just am confounded with random thoughts about how crazy life is and what a screwed up world we live in. We live in the most awesome country in the world where each and every day people work to try to make it unawesome or convince us that it isn't awesome. We are blessed beyond the wildest imagination of any human civilization that has lived (even the entire world is healthier and wealthier than ever), yet the benefits of this blessing has made us desensitized, dependent, and frankly ignorant.
Here is simply a quick list of things I'm pondering that are just awe-inspiring in a very negative way. Many are political, and perhaps that is because so many of these thoughts are just pent up frustrations.
1) IS THIS OUR BEST? We have two candidates that are battling for the position as President that are complete goofs. Can't we do better?
Obama is an inexperienced dreamer who bases the implementation of policies on nothing more than utopian best-case hopes without real practical substance. Without Hitler-like oratory skills and amazing superficial charm, he wouldn't have gotten elected to city council in an Illinois township.
Romney is a Wall-Street silver-spoon that may have wonderful pedigree, but he has a tremendous inability to attract people to him personally, has difficulty connecting to the 99%, and is just about as bad as Obama when speaking in an unscripted forum. While his message is sometimes on point, he is simply brutal to listen to with that whispery voice. I think he is a foreign policy noob just not as naive as Obama.
2) FREAKING CUT THE DARN BUDGET
Do either one of them understand we are spending too much? Romney's plan for spending reduction is to cut government spending in each year by 2016 by $500 Billion (if GDP is at 4%). We are on track for a $1.2 Trillion deficit this year and there is no way you are going to get to 4% GDP if you are cutting government spending. And there is no way he can repeal Obamacare, it is a lie. I'm sick of it.
Obama is even worse, there are no cuts in sight for this guy, and his Senate hasn't even passed a budget in 3 years! What makes us think he'd even submit a budget and have it approved after another election?
3) IPHONE MANIA
If I see another report of some stupid kid with the latest IPHONE 5 gleefully prancing around excited to have the newest electronic device that will be thrown away in 18 months, I'm going to puke. When obtaining a new phone is the climatic personal achievement in one's life for a week, month, or year, you have a great indication that your generation and or your country is in total decline.
4) THE FED WILL PRINT TILL WE REACH FULL EMPLOYMENT
HA! This is probably one of the funniest jokes I've heard. The Fed's actions pretty much assure us that we'll never reach full employment. How's that record high September gas price on the lowest demand for fuel in 15 years treating you? If the FED ever gets us to full employment we won't be able to afford to drive a car and fill it up to get to work.
5) NFL REFS AREN'T BEGGING TO GET BACK ON THE FIELD
I think it will only be one more week and old NFL refs will agree to just about anything to get back on the field. There have been a few minor screwups, but nothing major. As long as the scabs don't blow a game this weekend, the old refs will sign any agreement the NFL owners put in front of them. And rightly so, I'm so sick of unions. The refs are not the focus of the game and as we've seen, we can do without the best of the best. How an NFL referee deserves a pension is only an argument that a union could try to justify.
6) WE BELIEVE ANYTHING THE ECB SAYS
How many times will it take investors to realize that the ECB says whatever it can to make the market happy and then it checks with its member states that actually have to approve it.. I'm tired of rallies based on unactionable promises without any substance.
7) WE HAVE ALMOST 47 MILLION ON FOODSTAMPS
We have almost 15 percent of the US population obtaining free food from the government and we are questioning if our leadership in Congress and in the Oval office (or running against him) are the right people for the job.
8) OUR ELECTION DEBATES ARE OVER WHO IS GOING TO BUY THE PILL FOR WOMEN
We have the stupidest media in the world. Any viable candidate would answer every distraction like this simply by saying, "WHAT THE FOOK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GETTING AMERICA BACK TO WORK? THIS IS A DIVERSION AND I WON'T EVEN DISCUSS IT". If Chris Christi, Santa Claus, or Margaret Thatcher were running and said that, they'd have my vote in an instant. Of course we don't have a candidate that can clearly focus on what matters, we have to discuss past tax returns and videos of Romney speaking about the 47% that would never vote for him.
9) PENALTIES FOR OBAMACARE
I haven't heard anyone speaking about 2014 and the impact it will have on small and even large businesses. Here is what I'm looking at with many of my clients. How would you like it if you had this happen to you?
Here is an example of a 50 full-time employee company that doesn't offer health coverage AND has at least 1 that will use the health exchanges (which they all will). (If you employ under 50 full-time employees you are not subject to a penalty.....yet).
The large employer does not offer coverage, and one or more full-time employees receive credits for exchange coverage. The annual penalty calculation is simply the number of full-time employees minus 30, times $2,000. In this example (i.e., 50 full-time employees), the penalty would not vary if only one employee or all 50 employees received the credit; the employer’s annual penalty in 2014 would be (50-30) x $2,000, or $40,000
Get that $40,000 just went POOF for this owner because he decided to own a business and have 50 employees!
Now before you give me the line that he is rich and making lots of money, think again, this is a small burger franchise that pays these people minimum wage. Essentially, Justice Roberts just hammered this guy and raised his employee cost significantly. Is it his responsibility to give health benefits to a guy he employs? Why is it his responsibility? Who came up with that?
Imagine you owned a liquor chain or clothing store or any other business. Imagine employing 500 employees. How would it feel to now have to pay $400,000 more in expenses just because Congress and the President make back-room deals and passed a law that we'd have to pass to know what was in it.
I'm guessing that every business owner with 50 employees might suddenly need to let one or two folks go due to the downturn of the economy. I would, wouldn't you? If that incremental one employee saves you $40,000 you'd be an idiot not to fire them or make them a part-time employee.
10) CAN YOU TRUST EITHER SIDE OF THE CLIMATE CHANGE STORY
I have to admit it, I think there is an angle where someone is actually making big money on climate change and the green, earth-love religion. Yes, I recycle like crazy, but I'm not a big believer in man made global warming or even "climate change".
First, when we have to change the name of the movement, errrr religion, you know we are missing the whole story. We started with "Global Warming" and now we have "Climate Change". I'd love to see a definitive study that rules out volcanoes and solar activity as the source of global warming. I don't want to destroy economies based on the fact that "man has to be the cause." Also, I am not sure if I want to sign up for anything that includes every bank and trading institution that suddenly is excited to trade carbon credits. Clearly big money is at play if these guys are involved and it would make sense that global warming skeptics and supporters would throw gobs of cash to spin stories and propel governments to create regulations.
11) THE ILLINOIS TEACHER'S UNION'S PENSION REDUCED THEIR RATE OF RETURN ASSUMPTION TO 8.0% DOWN FROM 8.5%.
Are these guys nuts? Until we reduce the rate of return assumption for all pension plans to 3% or 4% there is no way that we'll ever be able to have a real conversation that will be based on sustainable math. How is a pension going to ever make an annual rate of return of 8% and not take excess risk? Wouldn't we want to build these plans with a cushion that builds in the ability to under-perform the 100 year average of the stock market? Aren't pensions allocated a little differently than the stock market?
Yes, I know, if we changed the pension return assumptions to 4% it would require the plans to kick in significantly more and all of these unfunded liabilities would be immediately due and frankly unpayable, but are they payable now? Isn't this just one of the many lies we all see plainly yet the entire system simply avoids discussing. The pension system in the US is so much like the Madoff Ponzi scheme and our government and large companies are all participants. Better hope your pension payments aren't greater than that US PENSION guarantee of $48,000 a year.
EXHAUSTED...
Ok, that is it. I've been typing for about an hour and a half and I'm tired of sharing my inner rants. Let me know if I missed any and if I offended any of you believers of the Green Religion please show a bit more restraint than the practitioners of the Religion of Peace and don't murder twenty or thirty people around you, torch cars, and foreign embassies, or leave nasty comments on the blog. Have a great weekend.
GOATMUG
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Goatmug,
ReplyDeletebeside all your points, you are superb writer.
Have a wonderful weekend.
If there is relationship between clinical depression and risk aversion, we all will go on Prozac soon.
I am a Sloper and therefore, I am familiar with your writing and analysis. What an awesome rant! One question, however.....how many of us are feeling the same frustration?
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